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The Hypocrite Life

I got 99 problems but you won't be one.


Jul 23rd at 12PM / via: motherofowls / op: sandandglass / 88,181 notes

madehimsaycomfychairs:

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

He is nowhere near the general location of even kind of fucking around.



Jul 22nd at 4PM / via: fake-mermaid / op: meladoodle / 156,805 notes

meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away


Jul 22nd at 4PM / via: robotchichi / op: cherrybam / 3,526 notes

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 



Jul 22nd at 4PM / via: chasingcarbs / op: 55mph-archive / 117,247 notes

starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

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Jul 22nd at 2PM / via: robotchichi / op: wreckitronnie / 208,873 notes

wreckitronnie:

wreckitronnie:

Listening to music older than you are
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Listening to only Top 40 Hits

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Listening to Obscure Underground music nobody knows about

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Bashing someone for their taste in music

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Creating a false sense of superiority based on music choice

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Applejuice

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everytime this post comes back an angel gets its wings


Jul 22nd at 1PM / via: fake-mermaid / op: rhinse / 142,019 notes

metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 


Jul 21st at 4PM / via: movin-up / op: silentowl / 401,955 notes
shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:


An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK


Jul 21st at 4PM / via: livefitdiefit / op: greaceu / 33,440 notes

skavannah:

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE SAME PERSON#SHIT

skavannah:

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors


Jul 21st at 3PM / via: asylum-art / op: asylum-art / 6,652 notes

asylum-art:

Globe Chandelier byBenoît Vieuble

This gorgeous glowing globe chandelier by Benoît Vieubled is totally rocking our world right now. Composed of 15 spinning spheres of Earth, the planetary constellation is made of repurposed desk globes outfitted with lights and suspended from the ceiling’s firmament. Dubbed “Monde à l’endroit, Monde à l’envers”, the beautiful chandelier will add an out-of-this-world ambience to any room – now let’s see some DIY versions!


erreka:

lindsey-alexandra:

😍💦😍💦😍

She’s too fucking fine